i’ve been waiting for this
for the love of fuck
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when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti”
“consent is sexy” no fuck you consent is a basic fucking right every human being deserves and we shouldn’t have to sexualize it to convey its importance
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If you’re not excited as fuck for this movie then you’re fucking lying.
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Dear Hannibal Fans,
It has not suddenly become socially acceptable to tell people that you are going to eat them. That is still not a thing you should do.
Sincerely,
People
Her head swam, and the sept seemed to move around her. The shadows swayed and shifted, furtive animals racing across the cracked white walls. Catelyn had not eaten today. Perhaps that had been unwise. She told herself that there had been no time, but the truth was that food had lost its savor in a world without Ned. When they took his head off, they killed me too.
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fun fact i read this powerpoint 2 days ago and my science teacher the next day recommended microwaving honey and i said “NO IT PASTEURIZES THE HONEY TRUST ME I READ IT ON A POWERPOINT YESTERDAY” and everyone was jsut like why were u reading a powerpoint about honey
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What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
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why does everyone suspect the cute one who adopts strays but not the guy whose name rhymes with cannibal
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favorite male characters » Jaime Lannister (Asoiaf/Game of Thrones)
Jaime’s rage kept him walking. I am stronger than they know, he told himself. I am still a Lannister. I am still a knight of the Kingsguard. He would reach Harrenhal, and then King’s Landing. He would live. And I will pay this debt with interest.
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